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astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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strawberry-cuppycake:

antfucker98:

ladycaracas:

this is fucking fake

prove it asshole

anime tears

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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you're honestly a disgusting white supremist and this is coming from another white person. I mean "good luck surviving without white people" youve gotta be kidding me omfg okay bye you racist piece of trash.
Anonymous

straighthater:

tun-vol-on-off-am-fm:

What did black people invent? Besides peanut butter….

what did white people invent? Besides racism and the genocide of entire nations…

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

tbmblr:

spange

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methdragon:

be there or 

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macklemack:

was everybody REALLY kung-fu fighting i mean c’mon