shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist
i fucking knew it
this is fucking fake
prove it asshole
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
What did black people invent? Besides peanut butter….
what did white people invent? Besides racism and the genocide of entire nations…
was everybody REALLY kung-fu fighting i mean c’mon